February 13, 2004

Official Cheney Cabal Wiffleball Team Roster

Can't tell the players without a scorecard ...

Given First Matron Barbara Bush's reputation as one mean-spirited, take-no-prisoners kind of broad (and we don't consider that an insult, as we've always had a thing for independent-minded women), can we start referring to her as "Iron Bar"?

This would go on the Official Cheney Cabal Wiffleball Team Roster, along with "Kreepy Unka Dick" Cheney and Don "Rumses" Rumsfeld.

Any more suggestions, Mr. Jibbenainosay?

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