February 26, 2004

Home-Clubhouse Security

Well, now, here's another struggling industry crucial to the nation's well being that could use some lucrative Homeland Security pork, ahem, grants to improve security measures.

"Yankees manager Joe Torre has allowed friends into his office, such as Billy Crystal and Marvin Hamlisch."

I can't put this any plainer: if Marvin Hamlisch is not stopped, then the terrorists have won.

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