March 01, 2004

Match Play

Shorter Davis Love III: Gay marriage is destroying the ability of white citizens to putt effectively in match play against chimerized liberal mongrels.

"I don't think it's just golf, I think it's our whole society," Love said. "They don't respect what other people do, don't respect your elders, don't respect other people's space, don't respect traditions or etiquette or customs. You see it in every sport, you see it walking down the street, not holding the door open for a lady when you're supposed to."

Then, in a curious allusion, Love cited the occupant of the White House.

"It's what President Bush is fighting for," Love said. "Traditions and etiquette and being good people."

Note also that the AP version of this drops the Bush quote.

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