September 24, 2004

The Vanishing Junk-Food CEO

Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen
Friday, September 24, 2004 Posted: 1:05 AM EDT (0505 GMT)

(AP) -- A retired Sara Lee executive missing since he met with a couple about buying his sport utility vehicle was found dead Thursday, frozen in a rented storage unit. The couple was arrested in what federal authorities believe was a bungled carjacking.

Bungled carjacking! Nonsense. Look at the m.o.: this man was clearly a victim of corporate assassination. My candidates: Stouffer's; NFRA; Eggo.

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