April 20, 2004

Derogative Baseball Epithet

The Confidence Man (a booster of the Green & Gold, since you ask) is mighty pleased to see the NY Costanzas off to such an uninspiring start: team totals through 4/19 of .217 BA, .334 OBP, .381 SLG, .715 OPS.

Now, obviously, these numbers, like these, will not remain at this low threshhold through the end of the season.

But, for the time being, may we suggest a collective epithet for the Yankee lineup: "Check-Forgers' Row."

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