May 16, 2004

The New Humans

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/05/14/pollution.mutations.ap/index.html

In the spirit of The Confidence Man's earlier immediately proven prediction that the Right would cry "homosexuals in the Army cause torture" in respose to the Rumsfeld Abuse Scandal, I propose that the Filthy Energy Cabal's response to this will be that more mutations means we evolve more quickly as humans: light speed to the Ubermensch, Mr. Cheney!

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