May 26, 2004

Forget the New Humans, I'd Be Worried About Those New Trees!

Jibbenainosay points to evidence that the energy industry may (advertently or not) be advancing the cause of human freak-evolution.

However, if as the article avers "particulates adhere to tree leaves," and those particulates cause genetic aberrations, I would lay good odds that once deciduous trees achieve sentience, they're gonna come looking for us ...

... plus, what about the anti-evolutionary argument? That these so-called genetic aberrations are merely the illusions of sick atheistic minds twisted by the Dark One's ministrations into seeing chimeras where none exist ought but for the demons torturing their twisted little souls ...

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