In the words of Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Great Googly Moogly!
The board of commissioners of Rhea County, TN have voted unanimously (8-0) to declare homosexual acts "against nature" and are seeking to ban gays from the county.
Yes, Rhea County, the seat of which is Dayton -- home to the Scopes Trial. The local Fundamentalist Christian Madrassah, in conjunction with the county, holds an annual festival featuring a reenactment of the trial.
The Confidence Man urges his readers to wander on over to the local Chattanooga news story and register their opinions in the online poll -- currently running at a strong 65% voting for shock/outrage/disgust over the Rhea County Commissioners' actions.
"American ostrich" does seem most apposite. These damn crackers are sticking their heads in the sand.
Of course, assuming such a posture leaves their hindquarters exposed ...
Perhaps Mr. Jibbenainosay would like to weigh in on this matter, as he has some, shall we say, intimacy with the locals therabouts ...
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