Providence Don't Fire No Blank Cartridges

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WEATHER/05/24/spring.storms.ap/index.html

Swarms of locusts -- plagues from the Nile -- winds that destroy towns -- darkness in the land. The Jibbenainosay knows how to read these signs, America: do you remember? When the land is destroyed by God, it is a sign of his disfavor with our temporal governing body.